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Midnight. Sober and fully dressed. This sucks.
-- Kevin T. Keith

'The whole world loves a lover' is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense.
-- Keith Sullivan

I've just spent a significant portion of my day reading an ethernet terminal server manual, and was vaguely amused to see that they have a feature called Camp-on (allows you to wait on a port until it's no longer being used.) However it got more amusing when I read the configuration example:
strip-record: raw direct_camp_on=always 1-3,8@132.245.6.32/6300
I've seen some drag acts like that...

-- Keith Duddy

I think that Vulcan is a geekocracy where the people who know the most about sci-fi get to rule.
-- <br /> Keith Irwin

"Dogma does not mean the absence of thought, but the end of thought."
-- Gilbert Keith Chesterton

Argue not with Dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with cheese.

"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."

Honk if you've slept with Riker.

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
-- Nietzsche

Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.

Accordion, n: A bagpipe with pleats.

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.

Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
-- Liz Smith

Cat, n: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.

"Wipe Info uses hexadecimal values to wipe files. This provides more security than wiping with decimal values."
(Norton SystemWorks 2002 Manual)

"We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink."
-- Patti Smith

Breakfast is the most important meal of the afternoon.
-- Amelia T. Smith

...people with a moebius strip of a mind...

"If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."
-- Edith Wharton

"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."