The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".-- H. Allen Smith 
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.-- Woody Allen 
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.-- Woody Allen 
"I became insane, with long instances of horrible sanity."-- Edgar Allen Poe 
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.-- Fred Allen