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"You think fairy tales are only for girls? Here’s a hint - ask yourself who wrote them. I assure you, it wasn’t just the women. It’s the great male fantasy - all it takes is one dance to know that she’s the one. All it takes is the sound of her song from the tower, or a look at her sleeping face. And right away you know - this is the girl in your head, sleeping or dancing or singing in front of you. Yes, girls want their princes, but boys want their princesses just as much. And they don’t want a very long courtship. They want to know immediately."
-- David Levithan and Rachel Cohn
People look ridiculous when they're in ecstasy.
-- David Byrne
Back of tranquility lies conquered unhappiness.
-- David Grayson
You can be a professional without being constipated about it.
-- David Keyser
Education's purpose is to replace an open mind with a full one.
-- David Nestor
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
-- David Russell
"Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong."
-- David Fasold
"Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily."
-- David Byrne
I pledge allegiance to the beer and kink
-- David Tennant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqqa3v4vW6w&t=302)
"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
-- Dr. Laurence Peter and Raymond Hull
Is it red or white wine with Tokyo?
-- David Adler as Godzilla
Computer Science without FORTRAN and COBOL is like birthday cake without ketchup and mustard.
Every four seconds a woman has a baby. Our problem is to find this woman and stop her.
"Reality continues to ruin my life."
-- Calvin and Hobbes
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
-- David Tyson Gentry
"I don't think you can be a true man until you've humiliated yourself before a woman."
-- David Duchovny
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.
-- Henry David Thoreau
What do you mean, "If a woodchuck could chuck wood"? What's the point in calling it a "woodchuck" if it can't ?
-- David Gunter
The direct use of physical force is so poor a solution to the problem of limited resources that it is commonly employed only by small children and great nations.
-- David Friedman
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
-- David H. Comins
"Make lots of money", "enjoy the work", "operate within the law": choose 2
-- Brian Anderson
Ask a man which way he is going to vote and he will probably tell you. Ask him however why and vagueness is all.
-- Bernard Levin
"If misery loves company, misery has company enough."
-- Henry David Thoreau
The disarmament of fear, in ourselves and those that oppose, propels us. Every step forward brings the possibility of backlash. But forward we go.
-- David G. Welton
Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?