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On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith ("Let the Crabgrass Grow")

Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.

This must be morning. I never could get the hang of mornings.

The best way to get rid of worries is to let them die of neglect.

"I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now."

And God said, "Let there be light" and there was light.
"Hmm, pleasant effect" thought God, and flipped it off and on a few times.

The principle difference between a cat and a lie is that the cat has only nine lives.

"SPOOOOOOON!"
-- The Tick

Change is the essential process of all existence.
-- Spock (Star Trek, "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield")

"#3 pencils and quadrille pads."
-- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996, when asked what CAD tools he used to design the Cray I supercomputer; he also recommended using the back side of the pages so that the lines were not so dominant.)

"I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time, 'cause when you're standing oh so near, I kinda lose my mind."
-- The Cars