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You ain't inebriated if you can still spell it.
Join the army: meet interesting people, then kill them.
Yes, yes, sensitive, acoustic, multicultural rhythms, sensitive, yoga, tantric sex, sensitive.
Shut up and sing some old Police stuff again.-- Nat Lanza (on Sting)
Acceptance Testing, n: An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.
Majority, n: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.
Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice
Any sufficiently optimistic statement is indistinguishable from sarcasm.
A sufficiently optimistic statement is indistinguishable from social sycophancy.
The haunting fragrance of her mysterious perfume lingered with me long after the blinding sting of her pepper spray had faded.-- Nick DeCamp
"Somebody should clip Sting around the head and tell him to stop using that ridiculous Jamaican accent."-- Elvis Costello
A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings. But fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, haberdashers don't haberdash, hammers don't ham, and humdingers don't humding.-- Richard Lederer (Crazy English)
Destinesia: The act of entering a room and forgetting why.
"I find imperfection the most interesting thing about a person"-- Jodi Foster
I'm an apatheist. The question is no longer interesting, and the answer no longer matters.-- petro (a.s.r)
"The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions."-- Susan Sontag
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.-- Rich Kulawiec
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.-- Andy Finkel
A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
"To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation."-- St. Augustine
"Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?"-- Virginia Woolf
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.-- Arthur C. Clarke
"Every man has his follies, and often they are the most interesting thing he has got."-- Josh Billings
I revel some but not nearly enough to get up on stage. In fact, the amount of drunken revelry required to get me on stage in a karaoke bar would probably also send me into a coma.-- Joe Lavin
'The whole world loves a lover' is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense.-- Keith Sullivan
TP's 3rd Law: Any sufficiently advanced philosophical discourse is indistinguishable from bullshit.
-- TitanPoint
"God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier."-- Bumper sticker
Law of Cat Elongation:
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.
"I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time, 'cause when you're standing oh so near, I kinda lose my mind."-- The Cars
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
Procrastination will rule one day, OK?
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"-- Bumper sticker
It says a lot about the US when they ban lawn darts but you can still buy semi-automatic weapons in a department store.-- Brian Manz
"Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short."-- Peter C. Newman
Microsoft: Re-inventing the square wheel.
Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.-- G. M. Trevelyan
He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that.-- John Stuart Mill