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"If you insist on leaving your fate to the gods, then the gods will repay your weakness by having a grin or two at your expense. Should you fail to pilot your own ship, don't be surprised at what inappropriate port you will find yourself docked."-- Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume)
Rehab is for quitters.
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?
The haunting fragrance of her mysterious perfume lingered with me long after the blinding sting of her pepper spray had faded.-- Nick DeCamp
"We come to love not by finding the perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person, perfectly."
All that glitters has a high refractive index.
"Not a Morning Person" doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm not a perfectionist. That would be a character flaw.
It's okay. Life doesn't have to be perfect. It just has to be lived. (Dexter)
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.-- Groucho Marx
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.-- Doug Larson
"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."
Baby-sitter, n: A teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
Ah, twitter, where people will be deeply outraged for one to six hours, before forgetting forever.
Insanity, a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.-- R. D. Lang
"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."-- Andy Warhol
Arachnoleptic fit, n: The frantic dance performed just after you accidentally walk through a spider web.
Teacher's First Law of Grading Lab Papers: If an experiment has perfect results, the student has cheated.
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.-- Alfred Kinsey
"To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation."-- St. Augustine
The loom works perfectly well without the steam powered wig darner and shortbread cutter stapled to the side.-- Peter da Silva
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Especially Bob Dylan.-- Jim Rosenberg
Words skittered out of his mouth like cartoon dogs on fresh-waxed linoleum, frantically going nowhere.-- Amy Tan
Every portrait that is painted with feeling is a portrait of the artist, not of the sitter.-- Oscar Wilde
"Finding out what goes on in the C.I.A. is like performing acupuncture on a rock."-- New York Times
"We all suffer from the preoccupation that there exists ... in the loved one, perfection."-- Sidney Poitier
If you're not part of the freaks, you're part of the boredom.-- Perry Farrell
Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.-- Potter Stewart
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."-- William Dement
In business, your judged by what you say... nothing can kill the confidence of a perspective client faster then a proposal littered with grammatical, usage or punctuation errors. (Ad for RightWriter, The Grammar Checker)
"Training is everything. The peach was once a bitter almond; cauliflower is nothing but cabbage with a college education."-- Mark Twain