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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.-- Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.-- Fred Allen
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.-- Woody Allen
"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."-- Fred Adler
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.-- Woody Allen
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.-- Alfred Adler
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.-- Alfred Adler
"I became insane, with long instances of horrible sanity."-- Edgar Allen Poe
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.-- Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.-- Woody Allen
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.-- Woody Allen
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".-- H. Allen Smith
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."-- Woody Allen
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."-- Edgar Allen Poe
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?-- Woody Allen ("Without Feathers")
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.-- Woody Allen
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.-- Alfred Kinsey
I love you, you love me,
With a little fricassee
And some mustard and ketchup smeared all over you,
Can't I have you for lunch too?