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"No, 'Eureka' is Greek for 'This bath is too hot.'"-- Dr. Who
There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes.-- Dr. Who
Have you noticed the way people's intelligence capabilities decline sharply the minute they start waving guns around?-- Dr. Who
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.-- Dr. Seuss
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of altering their views to fit the facts, they alter the facts to fit their views ... which can be very uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering.-- Dr. Who ("Face of Evil")
Those who don't know, talk. Those who don't talk, know.
War does not determine who is right, war determines who is left.
Chef, n.: Any cook who swears in French.
Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use the whole chicken.
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
"Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent."
"There is no man that is worth your tears. When you find one who is, he won't make you cry."
To learn who rules over you, find out who you are not allowed to criticize
Advisor: The guy who told you how to screw up.
"People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy."
Guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, and makes you laugh at life's realities."-- Dr. Theodore Dreissel (Dr. Seuss)
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants."-- A. Whitney Brown
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.-- E. B. White
"In each of us are places where we have never gone. Only by pressing the limits do you ever find them."-- Dr. Joyce Brothers
Those who say money can't buy happiness don't know where to shop.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
He who laughs last probably didn't understand the joke.
There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.
Those who say they 'sleep like a baby' haven't got one.
Great Lover, n: A man who can breathe through his ears.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.
Antisocial arrogance is only for those of us who deserve it.
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have to do it himself.-- A. H. Weiler
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.-- E. B. White
The nuclear arms race is like two sworn enemies standing waist deep in gasoline, one with three matches, the other with five.-- Dr. Carl Sagan
Customer: Cute cat. What's its name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer. (Clerks)
You can't remember the plot of the Dr. Who movie because it didn't have one, just a lot of plot holes strung together. It did have a lot of flashing lights, though.-- Terry Pratchett (alt.fan.pratchett)
He who hesitates is a damned fool.-- Mae West
Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.