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Usenet is like Tetris for people who still know how to read.
(Computer Museum (Boston))
(A)bort (R)etry (T)oss computer across room?
Guru, n: A computer owner who can read the manual.
Real Programmers never work from 9 to 5. If any real programmer is around at 9 a.m., it's because they were up all night.
-- Some computer geek
Computer Science without FORTRAN and COBOL is like birthday cake without ketchup and mustard.
Computers save man a lot of guesswork, but then, so do bikini's.
Science is to computer science as hydrodynamics is to plumbing.
-- Stan Kelly-Bootle ("Computer Language," Oct 90)
Murphy's Eleventh Law of Computing:
A computer program will follow your orders, but rarely your intentions.
Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
-- Steve Wozniak
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
-- Deteriorata (from the National Lampoon Radio Dinner album)
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
On-line, adj: The idea that a human being should always be accessible to a computer.