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Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.
-- Bill Davidsen
Life is just a chance to grow a soul.
-- A. Powell Davies
People look ridiculous when they're in ecstasy.
-- David Byrne
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
-- David Russell
Back of tranquility lies conquered unhappiness.
-- David Grayson
"Geologists will date anything."
You can be a professional without being constipated about it.
-- David Keyser
Education's purpose is to replace an open mind with a full one.
-- David Nestor
"Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong."
-- David Fasold
Men have become the tools of their tools.
-- Henry David Thoreau
Is it red or white wine with Tokyo?
-- David Adler as Godzilla
"If misery loves company, misery has company enough."
-- Henry David Thoreau
"Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily."
-- David Byrne
Inquiry is fatal to certainty.
-- Will Durant
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
-- David Tyson Gentry
I pledge allegiance to the beer and kink
-- David Tennant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqqa3v4vW6w&t=302)
"I don't think you can be a true man until you've humiliated yourself before a woman."
-- David Duchovny
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
-- David H. Comins
"Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them all."
-- Henry David Thoreau
What do you mean, "If a woodchuck could chuck wood"? What's the point in calling it a "woodchuck" if it can't ?
-- David Gunter
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.
-- Henry David Thoreau
"If you risk nothing, then you risk everything."
-- Geena Davis
I was not born to be forced. I will breathe after my own fashion. If a plant cannot live according to its nature, it dies; and so a man.
-- Henry David Thoreau
The disarmament of fear, in ourselves and those that oppose, propels us. Every step forward brings the possibility of backlash. But forward we go.
-- David G. Welton
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
-- Henry David Thoreau
The direct use of physical force is so poor a solution to the problem of limited resources that it is commonly employed only by small children and great nations.
-- David Friedman
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
-- Robertson Davies
If you sat a monkey down in front of a keyboard, the first thing typed would be a UNIX command.
-- Bill Lye
Artificial Intelligence: the art of making computers that behave like the ones in movies.
-- Bill Bulko
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
-- Bill Gates
Our families have values, but our government doesn't.
-- Bill Clinton (Democratic National Convention, 1992)
Nana is now 99, in a nursing home, healthy, and still as sharp as a tack (not the best situation when you're surrounded by the demented, but she makes do).
-- Steve Dyer
Ah, then she'd have no problem relating to Usenet...
-- David Preston
"Our country was founded on a distrust of government. Our founding fathers gave power to the people to keep an eye on government. So when politicians say "Trust me" they're actually being very unamerican."
-- David Duchovny (X Files)