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Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.
(Batman Costume warning label)
An eye for an eye soon makes the world blind.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?
-- Bruce Wayne (Batman & Robin)
"In matters of conscience, the law of majority has no place."
-- Mahatma Gandhi
"Has anyone ever told you you have a SERIOUS impulse control problem?"
-- Riddler (Batman Forever)
Anger and intolerance are the twin enemies of correct understanding.
-- Mahatma Gandhi
What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?
-- Marilyn Pittman
Robin: I wanna make sure you're serious about turning over a new leaf. I need a sign.
Poison Ivy: How about "Slippery When Wet"?
(Batman & Robin)
"I want a car. Chicks dig the car."
"This is why Superman works alone."
-- Richard Grayson and Bruce Wayne (Batman & Robin)
Be careful of the closeness of the signs lunch and lesbian. If you sign, "I'm hungry, let's eat lesbians", you should be sure that's what you meant.
-- Steve Eastman
There's something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girls lips.
-- Dr. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy (Batman & Robin)
You humans are all alike.
"You assist an evil system most effectively by obeying its orders and decrees. An evil system never deserves such allegiance. Allegiance to it means partaking of the evil. A good person will resist an evil system with his or her whole soul."
-- Mahatma Gandhi
Mornings are for sleeping during.
-- Amanda Walker
To err is human. And stupid.
Erotica is stuff that's meant to be read with one hand.
-- Carl Manz
So many idiots, so few meteors.
To err is human, to moo bovine.
"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."
-- Harry S. Truman
"Whatever sinks your boat, and gets you wet."
-- Andrew Harman
Happiness is good health and a bad memory.
-- Ingrid Bergman
Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!
Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great machinery.
-- Horace Mann
If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.
-- Scott Fahlman
Love is like pi: natural, irrational and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman
Beware the fury of a patient woman.
"All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace."
-- Truman Capote
The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
-- Abbie Hoffman
Where all men think alike, no one thinks very much.
-- Walter Lippmann
Domestication is the enemy of romance.
"I learned a long time ago that you really have to demand what you want out of life."
-- Amanda Firefox
"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."
-- Norman Douglas
Take my word for it, the silliest woman can manage a clever man, but it needs a very clever woman to manage a fool.
-- Kipling
"The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there."
-- Edouard Manet
Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.
-- Andy Rothman
Renning's Maxim: Man is the highest animal. Man does the classifying.
"As long as the music's loud enough, we won't hear the world falling apart."
-- Derek Jarman
"That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile."
-- Randy Newman
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.
-- J. von Neumann
Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.
-- George Chapman
Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life.
-- Immanuel Kant (Critique of Pure Reason)
Yakko: It's that time again!
Wakko: To make the Fox censors cry?
-- Animaniacs (The Wheel of Morality)
The primary difference between a man and a woman is that a man gets his self-esteem when a woman says "yes" and a woman gets hers when she says "no".
(Amy's Orgasm)