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Don't you think that with the proper amount of manpower, pliers, ropes, belts and duct tape, you actually COULD lead a horse to water AND make it drink?-- Andy Overman
My karma ran over my dogma.
"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."-- Andy Warhol
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.-- Andy Finkel
Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.-- Andy Rothman
I don't like to spread gossip, but what else can you do with it?-- Sandy Hereld
"That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile."-- Randy Newman
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.-- Andy Tanenbaum
What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.
You will trip and fall over a three-eared cat today
Headline: Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.-- Andy Rooney
One can overstate anything. Your advertising depends on it.
"My work always tried to unite the true with the beautiful; but when I had to choose one or the other, I usually chose the beautiful."-- Hermann Weyl
People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.-- Andy Warhol
Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.
Organized Religion is like Organized Crime; it preys on peoples' weakness, generates huge profits for its operators, and is almost impossible to eradicate.-- Mike Hermann
To learn who rules over you, find out who you are not allowed to criticize
The UNIX system has a command, 'nice', which allows a user to voluntarily reduce the priority of his process, in order to be nice to other users. Nobody ever uses it.-- Andy Tanenbaum