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Mornings are for sleeping during.
-- Amanda Walker

The commercial availability of software to check spelling, grammar, and style does serve quite well as a form of stupidity tax.
-- Amanda Walker

"I learned a long time ago that you really have to demand what you want out of life."
-- Amanda Firefox

“If you ever need a reminder of how awesome you are, just ask. I think everyone is awesome. I think the garbage man is awesome.”
-- Amanda Firefox

"My dream job? You mean, besides marrying a millionaire and writing porno scripts for laughs? I dunno, maybe be the madam of a brothel? Could be a lot of fun."
-- Amanda Firefox

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

“Love is a drug. It really is. I don’t care who you are, if you’ve got a line on the good stuff, the real stuff that isn’t full of crap, it consumes you. You become it.”
-- Amanda Firefox