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"Almost any animal is capable learning a stimulus/response association, given enough repitition."
"Experimental observation suggests that this isn't true if double-clicking is involved."

-- Lionel and Malcom Ray (scary devil monastery)

The knowledge. It fills me. It is neat.
-- Evil GIR (Invader Zim)

"God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier."
-- Bumper sticker

May you get to Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead.
-- Irish Proverb

Always behave like a duck: keep calm and unruffled on the surface but paddle like the devil underneath.
-- Jacob Braude

You can't spell evil without vi.

Given that God is infinite, and given that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea cake?
-- Talkie Toaster (Red Dwarf: 'White hole')