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"You can only fuck your way to the middle."
-- Sharon Stone
You ain't inebriated if you can still spell it.
Join the army: meet interesting people, then kill them.
Yes, yes, sensitive, acoustic, multicultural rhythms, sensitive, yoga, tantric sex, sensitive.

Shut up and sing some old Police stuff again.
-- Nat Lanza (on Sting)
Acceptance Testing, n: An unsuccessful attempt to find bugs.
Majority, n: That quality that distinguishes a crime from a law.
Sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice
Any sufficiently optimistic statement is indistinguishable from sarcasm.
A sufficiently optimistic statement is indistinguishable from social sycophancy.
The haunting fragrance of her mysterious perfume lingered with me long after the blinding sting of her pepper spray had faded.
-- Nick DeCamp
"Somebody should clip Sting around the head and tell him to stop using that ridiculous Jamaican accent."
-- Elvis Costello
Destinesia: The act of entering a room and forgetting why.
A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings. But fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, haberdashers don't haberdash, hammers don't ham, and humdingers don't humding.
-- Richard Lederer (Crazy English)
"I find imperfection the most interesting thing about a person"
-- Jodi Foster
The time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time.
-- Bertrand Russell
I'm an apatheist. The question is no longer interesting, and the answer no longer matters.
-- petro (a.s.r)
I drink to make other people interesting.
-- George Jean Nathan
Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?
-- Stephen Hawking
"The only interesting answers are those which destroy the questions."
-- Susan Sontag
Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-- Rich Kulawiec
Cornflakes are not the innocent critters they seem!
-- Sterling Morrison
"Words sound stupid--look into my eyes."
-- Michael Stipe
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
-- Andy Finkel
A: Because it messes up the order in which people normally read text.
Q: Why is top-posting such a bad thing?
"Invest in America, Buy a Congressman."
-- Bumper sticker
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
-- Bumper sticker
"To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation."
-- St. Augustine
"Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?"
-- Virginia Woolf
Where there's a will, I want to be in it."
-- Bumper sticker
"I get enough exercise just pushing my luck."
-- Bumper sticker
Procrastination will rule one day, OK?
"Make Love, Not War. (see driver for details)"
-- Bumper sticker
Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
-- Arthur C. Clarke
"Every man has his follies, and often they are the most interesting thing he has got."
-- Josh Billings
I still got a hug in me!
-- GIR (Invader Zim)
"God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier."
-- Bumper sticker
Microsoft: Re-inventing the square wheel.
'The whole world loves a lover' is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense.
-- Keith Sullivan
I revel some but not nearly enough to get up on stage. In fact, the amount of drunken revelry required to get me on stage in a karaoke bar would probably also send me into a coma.
-- Joe Lavin
TP's 3rd Law: Any sufficiently advanced philosophical discourse is indistinguishable from bullshit.

-- TitanPoint
Law of Cat Elongation:
A cat can make her body long enough to reach just about any counter top that has anything remotely interesting on it.
"I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time, 'cause when you're standing oh so near, I kinda lose my mind."
-- The Cars
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
"We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?"
-- Bumper sticker
It says a lot about the US when they ban lawn darts but you can still buy semi-automatic weapons in a department store.
-- Brian Manz
"Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short."
-- Peter C. Newman
Education... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan
He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that.
-- John Stuart Mill
"Me, getting smart with you? How would you know?"
Headline: Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
The secret of happiness is not getting what you want but wanting what you get.
"All the parts falling off this car are of the very finest British manufacture"
-- Bumper sticker
First Law of Dieting:
Sex has negative calories.
Emacs is a good operating system, but I prefer Unix.
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
-- Edsger Dijkstra
"If angst were a popsicle, I'd be suckin' the stick."
Headline: Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
Headline: Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
"What makes resisting temptation difficult, for many people, is that they don't want to discourage it completely."
-- Franklin P. Jones
Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
-- Kelvin Throop III
People are always so boring when they band together. You have to be alone to develop all the idiosyncrasies that make a person interesting.
-- Andy Warhol
Adultery: Putting yourself in someone else's position.