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"The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes."
-- Stanley Kubrick (in an interview with The Guardian, 5th June 1963)
And the pickles frolicked with the waffles, joyously.
Even if you're paranoid, maybe the guy with the chainsaw really is after you.
"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."
"You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how."
(Gone With the Wind)
Always play with their minds.
-- Lucas (Empire Records)
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you
I used to have an internal modem, but it made me walk funny.
Q: What's tiny and yellow and very, very, dangerous?
A: A canary with the super-user password.
"There is nothing wrong with the software that rm won't cure."
-- Arnie Romo
"Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished."
-- Goethe
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
-- Jules Renord
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat."
-- Mark Twain
"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."
-- Peter De Vries
Rhetorical subtlety doesn't work on people with the perceptive powers of an eggplant.
-- Spencer Sun
In Taiwan, the translation of the Pepsi slogan "Come alive with the Pepsi Generation" came out as "Pepsi will bring your ancestors back from the dead."
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
-- Horace Walpole
"Al Gore attacks with the agility of a pregnant cow!"
-- Celebrity Deathmatch
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
-- Emerson
No one will ever win the battle of the sexes; there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
-- Henry Kissinger