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"If you insist on leaving your fate to the gods, then the gods will repay your weakness by having a grin or two at your expense. Should you fail to pilot your own ship, don't be surprised at what inappropriate port you will find yourself docked."-- Tom Robbins (Jitterbug Perfume)
"A cult is a religion with no political power."-- Tom Wolfe
If god meant for us to program, he's a sadist.-- Rob Earhart
The more things change, the more they stay insane.-- Tom Weller
"It is better to be quotable than to be honest."-- Tom Stoppard
I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.-- Rob Pike (on X)
In the past, men created witches; now they create mental patients.-- Tom Szasz
'Be yourself' is about the worst advice you can give to people.-- Tom Masson
"Fast, fat computers breed slow, lazy programmers."-- Robert Hummel
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired-- Robert Frost
I once listed all the good things I did over the past year, and then turned them into resolution form and backdated them. That was a good feeling.-- Robert Fulghum
Revolution is a trivial shift in the emphasis of suffering.-- Tom Stoppard
It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.-- Robert Bly
It's a mistake to underestimate the human capacity for self-delusion.-- Robert Park
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.-- Robert Benchley