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"I don't need to be told how to do my job."
"I hope not, because it's by ass on the line and I'm up to my neck in it." (The Thin Blue Line)
Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
"There's nothing like desire to prevent the things one says from having any resemblance to the things in one's mind."-- Marcel Proust
"Must... defy... laws... of... physics!"-- The Tick
"All dogmas perish the thinking mind, especially ones you agree with."-- Adam Richardson
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.-- Andy Rooney
We accept the love we think we deserve
Intelligence appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without an education. Education appears to be the thing that enables a man to get along without the use of his intelligence.-- A. E. Wiggan
"In all affairs it's a healthy thing now and then to hang a question mark on the things you have long taken for granted."-- Bertrand Russell
Love thine enemies... it really pisses them off.
"And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men--evil. You know, straight up, black hat, 'Tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis' bad."-- Buffy (Buffy The Vampire Slayer)
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.