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Never run from anything immortal. It only attracts their attention. (The Last Unicorn)
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
"Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative."-- Oscar Wilde
Pigslice, n: The last unclaimed piece of pizza that everyone is secretly dying for.-- Rich Hall ("Sniglets")
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
"Simple pleasures are the last refuge of the complex."-- Oscar Wilde
The law should make men free. The problem is making the law free.
He who laughs last probably didn't understand the joke.
Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one.
Only when the last tree has died, and the last river been poisoned, and the last fish been caught, will we realize that we cannot eat money.-- 19th Century Cree Indian
The goal of Computer Science is to build something that will last at least until we've finished building it.
The last good thing written in C was Franz Schubert's Symphony #9.-- Erwin Dietrich
The problem with reality is the lack of background music.
Adventure: The land between entertainment and panic.
Jack Benny played Mendelssohn last night. Mendelssohn lost.
We accept the love we think we deserve
C++, the language in which only friends can access your private members.
Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.-- The Anarchist Cookbook
"To live outside the law you must be honest."-- Bob Dylan
Murphy's Seventh Law of Computing:
He who laughs last probably made a back-up.
The public seems incapable of distinguishing between your garden variety idiot and your genuine lunatic. It is the same confusion the public has had over the last five Presidents.-- Mark Leeper
The light at the end of a tunnel may be an oncoming train.
When I see a jogger I swerve my car towards him and pretend I passed out while I was driving. I miss him at the last minute but I bet it adds some excitement to his workout.-- Chris Smith
Some men are alive simply because it is against the law to kill them.-- Ed Howe
"You know how sometimes the last sentence you said, like, echoes in your brain, and it just keeps sounding stupider? and you have to say something else, just to make it stop?"-- Angela Chase (my so-called life)
On applause: They named it Ovation from the Latin ovis, a sheep.-- Plutarch
"Make lots of money", "enjoy the work", "operate within the law": choose 2-- Brian Anderson