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"Well, to be fair I did have a couple of gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind."-- The Doctor
9 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.
At a doctors office in Rome:
"Specialist in women and other diseases"
QUOTE OF THE DAY: `
"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
Auntie Em--Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.-- Dorothy
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
A real leader faces the music, even when he doesn't like the tune.
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
The Pet Principle:
No matter which side of the door your dog or cat is on, it is the wrong side.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.