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Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend--or a meaningful day.
-- The Dalai Lama ("Time," 11 April 1988)
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The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
"Your uniform is very... informative."
-- The Doctor (to Seven of Nine)
Eat a live toad in the morning, and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
"We all know god invented liquor to keep the Irish from ruling the world."
(The Ghost and The Darkness)
All colors agree in the dark.
-- Francis Bacon
He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.
"Any girl can be glamourous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid."
-- Hedy Lamarr
Quantum mechanics: The dreams stuff is made of.
People must think I'm a mushroom. They constantly keep me in the dark and feed me bullshit.
"Well, to be fair I did have a couple of gadgets he probably didn't, like a teaspoon and an open mind."
-- The Doctor
Decafalon, n.: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
-- Steven Wright
"SPOOOOOOON!"
-- The Tick
Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.
-- Mark Twain
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
T.V. is the only wet nurse that would create a cripple
-- The Disposable Heroes of Hiphoprisy (Television, the Drug of the Nation)
The definition of easy work is work that someone else has to do.
And the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom.
-- Anais Nin
Proof by omission: The reader may easily supply the details. The other 253 cases are analogous.
Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
-- Terry Pratchett
"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
Auntie Em--Hate you. Hate Kansas. Taking the dog.
-- Dorothy
The Pet Principle:
No matter which side of the door your dog or cat is on, it is the wrong side.
All sunshine makes the desert.
-- Arab proverb
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
-- E. B. White
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do."
-- Dale Carnegie
"The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug."
-- Mark Twain
I'm a daughter of a minister and I love chasing the dark. That which is hidden. I like licking it like ice cream.
-- Tori Amos
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient while Nature cures the disease.
-- Voltaire
When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Goethe
Patience is something you admire greatly in the driver behind you but not in the one ahead of you.
"The degree of normality in a database is inversely proportional to that of its DBA"
"*snort* I'm waiting for the day when people realise that mainstream is a subset of SF without the speculation..."
-- Emmet O'Brien
America was founded by drug smugglers -- rum was the drug, but smugglers nonetheless.
If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.
-- Scott Fahlman
First law of debate: Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
The difference between theory and practice is greater in practice than it is in theory.
"And I'm not all that decent and honorable. I'm merely well-bred, which I hope is a tolerable substitute."
-- Anne Rice (Ramses the Damned)
I think it's a beautiful day to go to the zoo and feed the ducks.
To the lions.
-- Brian Kantor (the SDM)