Quotes

15 hits

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.
-- Steve Wozniak

"The computer world is like a great big toy store. But all the toys are broken."
-- Steve Witham

If common sense was so common then everyone would have it.
-- Steve Giammarco

"The first thing to remember about Unix is that nothing is ever spelled correctly."
-- Steve Lidie

When your hammer is C++, everything begins to look like a thumb.
-- Steve Haflich (alt.lang.design)

Today was a really, really great day, on the "aaagh fuck me!" scale.
-- Steve VanDevender

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.
-- Steven Wright

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
-- Steven Wright

There aren't enough days in the weekend.
-- Steven Wright

If god dropped acid, would he see people?
-- Steven Wright

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
-- Steven Wright

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
-- Steven Wright

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
-- Steven Wright

Thy sky is falling...no, I'm tipping over backwards.
-- Steven Wright

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
-- Steven Wright