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"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it."
-- Stephen Butler Leacock

Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
-- Dave Butler

Why does the universe go to all the bother of existing?
-- Stephen Hawking

Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.
-- Samuel Butler

All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.
-- Samuel Butler

My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.
-- Stephen Hawking

The guests giggled, and floated down to the bottom of the garden to inspect the herbaceous borders, and snatch a quick snog before the crudities.
-- Stephen Foster

If stupidity was a crime, honey, you'd get a life sentence.
-- Chris Stephenson

A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those that are worth committing.
-- Samuel Butler