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"Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it."-- Stephen Butler Leacock
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.-- Dave Butler
Life is the art of drawing sufficient conclusions from insufficient premises.-- Samuel Butler
All animals except man know that the principal business of life is to enjoy it.-- Samuel Butler
My goal is simple. It is complete understanding of the universe, why it is as it is and why it exists at all.-- Stephen Hawking
The guests giggled, and floated down to the bottom of the garden to inspect the herbaceous borders, and snatch a quick snog before the crudities.-- Stephen Foster
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those that are worth committing.-- Samuel Butler