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A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flaming.-- Henry Spencer
Rhetorical subtlety doesn't work on people with the perceptive powers of an eggplant.-- Spencer Sun
Every silver lining has a cloud.
"Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals."-- Henry Spencer
Writing novice-friendly documentation is a lot of work. We'd like to do it someday. Holding of breath is not advised.-- Henry Spencer
"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.-- Homer Simpson
The loom works perfectly well without the steam powered wig darner and shortbread cutter stapled to the side.-- Peter da Silva
Listen to the Mustn'ts, child.
Listen to the Don'ts.
Listen to the Shouldn'ts,
The Impossibles, the Won'ts.
Listen to the Never haves,
Then listen close to me--
Anything can happen, child
Anything can be.-- Shel Silverstein
[Perl] isn't a programming language, it's a thousand special case rules flying in close formation.-- Peter da Silva
"The main differences between a computer salesman and a used car salesman is that the used car salesman can probably drive and knows when he's lying."-- Peter da Silva
All right brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-- Homer Simpson
> 0C is freezing, 100C is boiling, 70F is a nice day, and 110C is a nice
> sauna.
This is the same logic that took out the Mars Polar Lander, I see.-- Peter da Silva
Q: Why did the tachyon cross the road?
A: Because it was on the other side.
Coincidence happens.