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"If I have any more caffeine, I'm going to end up running down the hallway naked." (Someone on Slashdot)
"Linux is free as in Syphilis" (slashdot)
"We are the flaming, exploding, CGI-movie saturated MTV generation after all. If it isn't bright pink and green, naked, on fire and computer animated, I just yawn and walk away." (Someone on Slashdot)
Whenever you fall, pick someone up.
Someone will try to honk your nose today.
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
Adultery: Putting yourself in someone else's position.
A leading authority is someone lucky who guessed right.
Just as the whole is more than the sum of parts, the forest more than the tree and birds, so is mankind greater than the wanking of its nerds on slashdot.org.
The definition of easy work is work that someone else has to do.
"A conservative is someone who admires radicals a century after they're dead."
Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.
"Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?"
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
A troll is someone who, finding that no-one likes them, decides to pretend that it's on purpose.
An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.-- Albert Camus
If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.-- Mae West
When you look at someone through rose colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags. (BoJack Horseman)
Remember, it takes 42 muscles to frown, but only 4 to extend your middle finger and tell someone to "bite me!"
I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.
All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.
"A promiscuous person is someone who is getting more sex than you are."-- Victor Lownes
What's wrong with being drunk in bed? Being drunk on the floor of the garage, I can understand someone objecting to. But drunk in bed?-- Brad DeLong
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.-- Doug Larson
"Always be a 1st-rate version of yourself instead of a 2nd rate version of someone else."-- Judy Garland