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I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.-- Solomon Short
What is the nature of God? His nature is entirely dependent upon the age or culture that has reinvented him.-- Solomon Skink
Life is too short not to be horny on main
There are no shortcuts to any place worth going.
Sign on an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts"
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.
PMS, n: the short period of time when women act like men do all the time.
Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.-- Molly Ivins
War on common sense - I think we actually won that one...