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"Fast, fat computers breed slow, lazy programmers."
-- Robert Hummel

The death of democracy is not likely to be an assassination from ambush. It will be a slow extinction from apathy, indifference, and undernourishment.
-- Robert Hutchins ("Great Books", 1954)

To err is human, to purr feline.
-- Robert Byrne

Ignorance is the Mother of Devotion.
-- Robert Burton

"I'm not confused, I'm just well mixed."
-- Robert Frost

Moral behavior is survival behavior above the individual level.
-- Robert Heinlein

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
-- Robert Frost

It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.
-- Robert Bly

It's a mistake to underestimate the human capacity for self-delusion.
-- Robert Park

A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.
-- Elbert Hubbard

You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.
-- Elbert Hubbard

Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.
-- Robert Benchley

Being right too soon is socially unacceptable.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

"Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them."
-- Robert Strauss (on conducting)

"A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."
-- Robert Frost

Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.
-- Elbert Hubbard

"Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy."
-- Robert Anthony

The world is full of willing people; some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.
-- Robert Frost

"A civilized society is one which tolerates eccentricity to the point of doubtful sanity."
-- Robert Frost

Anyone who considers protocol unimportant has never dealt with a cat.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

"The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance."
-- Robert R. Coveyou

The meek shall inherit the earth. The rest of us are going to the stars.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

By working faithfully 8 hours a day you may eventually get to be a boss and work 12 hours a day.
-- Robert Frost

The truth of a proposition has nothing to do with its credibility. And vice versa.
-- Robert A. Heinlein

A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain.
-- Robert Frost

Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.
-- Elbert Hubbard

The truth knocks on the door and you say, "Go away, I'm looking for the truth," and so it goes away. Puzzling.
-- Robert Pirsig

"Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at that moment."
-- Robert Benchley

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."
-- Donald Robert Perry Marquis

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea."
-- Robert A. Heinlein

"Blessed are the young, for they shall inherit the national debt."
-- Herbert Hoover

The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
-- Robertson Davies

"The remarkable thing about Shakespeare is that he really is very good, in spite of all the people who say he is very good."
-- Robert Graves

"The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
-- Robert Frost

Our hope of immortality does not come from any religions, but nearly all religions come from that hope.
-- Robert Green Ingersoll

'Love' is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.
-- Robert A. Heinlein (Jubal Harshaw, Stranger in a Strange Land)

I once listed all the good things I did over the past year, and then turned them into resolution form and backdated them. That was a good feeling.
-- Robert Fulghum

Sin lies only in hurting other people unnecessarily. All other 'sins' are invented nonsense. (Hurting yourself is not sinful-- just stupid.)
-- Robert A. Heinlein

An intellectual is someone whose mind watches itself.
-- Albert Camus

If the automobile had followed the same development as the computer, a Rolls-Royce would today cost $100, get a million miles per gallon, and explode once a year killing everyone inside.
-- Robert Cringely ("InfoWorld")

A popular man arouses the jealousy of the powerful.
-- Frank Herbert (Dune)

In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity.
-- Albert Einstein

The important thing is never to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein

I never think of the future. It comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein

"Intellectuals solve problems; geniuses prevent them."
-- Albert Einstein

You see, the conditional modifers depend on certain variables like the day of the week, the number of players, chair positions, things like that. [...] There can't be more than a dozen or two that are pertinent.
-- Robert Asprin ("Little Myth Marker")

You don't have to flaunt technical ability in order to benefit from it. If you have the capability to play a million notes, and then you play only three notes, that lends an amazing profundity to the three notes you did choose.
-- Robert Fripp (paraphrased)

"The more I watch television, the more I wonder why I'm not already supreme ruler of Earth."
-- Dogbert (Dilbert)

The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealized past.
-- Robertson Davies ("A Voice from the Attic," 1960)

It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein

Only a monomaniac gets what we commonly refer to as results.
-- Albert Einstein

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein

Common sense: The collection of prejudices acquired by age 18.
-- Albert Einstein

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein

Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein

Nationalism is an infantile disease. It is the measles of mankind.
-- Albert Einstein

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together
-- Herbert Prochnow

Science without religion is lame; religion without science is blind.
-- Albert Einstein

What is inconceivable about the universe is that it is at all conceivable.
-- Albert Einstein

Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.
-- Albert Einstein

"All definitions, no matter the language, should be considered probationary."
-- Frank Herbert (Whipping Star)

If we knew what it was we were doing, it would not be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein

In the end, man is not entirely guilty — he did not start history. Nor is he wholly innocent — he continues it.
-- Albert Camus

If there is any fixed star in our constitutional constellation, it is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be orthodox politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion or force citizens to confess by word or act their faith therein.
-- Justice Robert Jackson

You know what charm is: a way of getting the answer `yes' without having asked any clear question.
-- Albert Camus

It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterton

"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action."
-- Frank Herbert

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-- Albert Einstein

"Dogma does not mean the absence of thought, but the end of thought."
-- Gilbert Keith Chesterton

"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."
-- Albert Einstein

We should take care not to make the intellect our god; it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality.
-- Albert Einstein

Innovation is not the product of logical thought, even though the final product is tied to a logical structure.
-- Albert Einstein

I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.
-- Albert Einstein

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow
Don't walk behind me, I may not lead
Just walk beside me and be my friend

-- Albert Camus

"To stimulate creativity, one must develop the childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition."
-- Albert Einstein

Once you can accept the universe as matter expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy.
-- Albert Einstein