"Fast, fat computers breed slow, lazy programmers."-- Robert Hummel 
Moral behavior is survival behavior above the individual level.-- Robert Heinlein 
Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired-- Robert Frost 
A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.-- Elbert Hubbard 
It is surely a great calamity for a human being to have no obsessions.-- Robert Bly 
It's a mistake to underestimate the human capacity for self-delusion.-- Robert Park 
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.-- Elbert Hubbard 
Let's get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini.-- Robert Benchley