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'It will be happened; it shall be going to be happening; it will be was an event that could will have been taken place in the future'
-- Rimmer trying to explain timetravel (Red Dwarf, "Future Echoes")
Love your enemies: they'll go crazy trying to figure out what you're up to.
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
Watching these guys trying to be wireheads is like watching old people fuck
-- Mike Belt
Bagdikian's Observation:
Trying to be a first-rate reporter on the average American newspaper is like trying to play Bach's 'St. Matthew Passion' on a ukelele.
"If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."
-- Edith Wharton
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
-- Dave Edison
Thinking always of trying to do more brings a state of mind in which nothing seems impossible.
-- Henry Ford