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“Our culture has accepted two huge lies. The first is that if you disagree with someone’s lifestyle, you must fear or hate them. The second is that to love someone means you agree with everything they believe or do. Both are nonsense. You don’t have to compromise convictions to be compassionate.”
-- Rick Warren
"Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it."
-- Jack Wagner
Joe: Deb, what are you doing?
Debra: I just wanted to have a little chat with Warren.
Warren: Oh yeah? Well have a little chat with my gun!
Debra: [into the barrel of Warren's gun] What do you want Warren?
Warren: STOP CALLING ME WARREN! MY NAME ISN'T FUCKING WARREN!
Debra: Well you can't kill me cause I'm already dead. And I talked to God and she says, "Yo, Wassup?" and she wants you to lose the gun.
Warren: What? You are psycho! You're a psycho!
(Empire Records)
"SPOOOOOOON!"
-- The Tick
Virtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice -- only the willingness to make it when necessary.
-- Frederick Dunn
"The Christian resolution to find the world ugly and bad has made the world ugly and bad."
-- Friedrick Nietzsche
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion, but they are not entitled to their own facts.
-- Daniel Patrick Moynihan
"We tend to idealize tolerance, then wonder why we find ourselves infested with losers and nut cases."
-- Patrick Nielsen Hayden
"The great nations have always acted like gangsters, and the small nations like prostitutes."
-- Stanley Kubrick (in an interview with The Guardian, 5th June 1963)
Angst, n: A form of suffering caused by too much thinking; a phenomenon probably considered incomprehensible by those who own a recreational vehicle.
-- Rick Bayan (The Cynic's Dictionary)
"Must... defy... laws... of... physics!"
-- The Tick
If there is no struggle, there is no progress. Those who profess to favor freedom and yet renounce controversy are people who want crops without ploughing the ground.
-- Frederick Douglass
Never try to lick a glacier.
Anyone with a bit of intelligence and enough perseverance could do magic, which was why the wizards cloaked it with rituals and the whole pointy-hat business.

The trick was to do magic and get away with it.
-- Terry Pratchett (Moving Pictures)
Whenever you fall, pick someone up.
"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."
-- Andy Warhol
"Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily."
-- David Byrne
"A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
-- Ingrid Bergman
If you're not part of the freaks, you're part of the boredom.
-- Perry Farrell
Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
-- Philip K Dick
There's so much comedy on television. Does that cause comedy in the streets?
-- Dick Cavett
All warfare is based on deception.
-- Sun Tzu (The Art of War)
Love is like a fruit. It may look good, but you shouldn't bite in it until it's ripe.
-- Nick Hertl
The skin of civilization is only 7 meals thick
"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away".
-- Philip K. Dick