Quotes

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Any sufficiently advanced bug is indistinguishable from a feature.
-- Rich Kulawiec

Banectomy, n: The removal of bruises on a banana.
-- Rich Hall ("Sniglets")

You aren't appealing to my sense of voyeurism.
-- Stevie Ulrich

I love stress because it's a whole lot better than depression.
-- Drew Olbrich

Zipcuffed, adj: To be trapped in one's trousers by a faulty zipper.
-- Rich Hall ("Sniglets")

Sniglet, n: Any word that doesn't appear in the dictionary, but should.
-- Rich Hall ("Sniglets")

Choconiverous, adj: Biting off the head of the chocolate Easter bunny first.
-- Rich Hall ("Sniglets")