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`Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.'

`Very deep,' said Arthur, `you should send that in to the 'Reader's Digest'. They've got a page for people like you.'
-- Douglas Adams (The Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy)
The decline in American pride, patriotism, and piety can be directly attributed to the extensive reading of so-called 'science fiction' by our young people. This poisonous rot about creatures not of God's making, societies of 'aliens' without a good Christian among them, and raw sex between unhuman beings with three heads and God alone knows what sort of reproductive apparatus keeps our young people from realizing the true will of God.
-- Jerry Falwell (Reader's Digest, 1985)
Music Teacher's Door: "Out Chopin"
Penguin Trivia #46: Animals who are not penguins can only wish they were.
-- Chicago Reader 10/15/82
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry.
Hence University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw
APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.
-- Ambrose Bierce