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C, n.: A programming language that is sort of like Pascal except more like assembly except that it isn't very much like either one, or anything else. It is either the best language available to the art today, or it isn't.
-- Ray Simard
"Memory is like an orgasm. It's a lot better if you don't have to fake it."
-- Seymour Cray (on virtual memory)
Manners are one of the truly lost causes.
-- John Simon
I just bought a Mac to help me design the next Cray.
-- Seymoure Cray (1925-1996, when he was informed that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.)
Every silver lining has a cloud.
Music is the science of manipulating emotion through sound.
-- Angus Gray
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
-- Paul Simon
"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."
-- Homer Simpson