Quotes

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"That's a hell of an ambition, to be mellow. It's like wanting to be senile."
-- Randy Newman

"Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short."
-- Peter C. Newman

"Everybody winds up kissing the wrong person good night."
-- Andy Warhol

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from a rigged demo.
-- Andy Finkel

Glamour is that indefinable something about a girl who has a large bosom.
-- Andy Rothman

I don't like to spread gossip, but what else can you do with it?
-- Sandy Hereld

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.
-- Randy K. Milholland (Something Positive Comic, 2001-10-30)

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.
-- Andy Tanenbaum

Grammar is not a vice (though excessive picking at it can be). And nonstandard words/grammar can be used to good effect--but no one can do that without knowing how they're deviating.
-- Randy Clark