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"Unrequited love. It's fantastic! It never has to change, it never has to grow up, it never has to die."-- Vince Tyler (Queer as Folk)
The Four Food Groups: Coffee, ice cream, beer and pizza.
"The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so that they will believe they are as clever as he."-- Karl Kraus
As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain, and as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality.-- Albert Einstein
"Are you queer? Maybe just for tonight? 20 minutes? You don't have to be conscious."
America was founded by drug smugglers -- rum was the drug, but smugglers nonetheless.
Rehab is for quitters.
As far as I can remember, there is not one word in the Gospels in praise of intelligence.-- Bertrand Russell
Hermits have no peer pressure.
"We have to be able to criticize what we love, to say what we have to say, /
'cause if you're not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you're just in the way."-- Ani Difranco
"What do you give a man who has everything?" the pretty teenager asked her mother.
"Encouragement, dear..." she replied.
You're about as accurate as an archer in a centrifuge.
"I'll take Fucking Clues for $200."
"So you think that money is the root of all evil. Have you ever asked what is the root of all money?"-- Ayn Rand
"Linux is free as in Syphilis" (slashdot)
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
"Every man has his follies, and often they are the most interesting thing he has got."-- Josh Billings
All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.-- Homer Simpson
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.-- Napoleon Bonaparte
We ignore truths for temporary happiness
He was as shy as a newspaper is when referring to its own merits.
"Imagine the Creator as a low comedian, and at once the world becomes explicable."-- Henry Louis Mencken
Aftermath, n: The period following algebra.