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"...Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional."
-- Professor Brian Quinn
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
I think it's a beautiful day to go to the zoo and feed the ducks.
To the lions.
-- Brian Kantor (the SDM)
Lecture, n: Where the notes of the professor become the notes of the student without passing through the mind of either one.
When you have to deal with the god-awful instruction set of the X86, you may as well get paid.
-- ECE/CS 552 Professor Mark Hill (explaining why we would be studying the MIPS architecture instead.)
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3. feeding; and 4. mating.
-- Psychology professor (in neuropsychology intro course)
"Make lots of money", "enjoy the work", "operate within the law": choose 2
-- Brian Anderson