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Caffeine is not a substitute for sheep.
-- Peter da Silva

[Perl] isn't a programming language, it's a thousand special case rules flying in close formation.
-- Peter da Silva

The loom works perfectly well without the steam powered wig darner and shortbread cutter stapled to the side.
-- Peter da Silva

"The main differences between a computer salesman and a used car salesman is that the used car salesman can probably drive and knows when he's lying."
-- Peter da Silva

> 0C is freezing, 100C is boiling, 70F is a nice day, and 110C is a nice
> sauna.
This is the same logic that took out the Mars Polar Lander, I see.

-- Peter da Silva

"Life is a zoo in a jungle."
-- Peter De Vries

Hi, this is Peter. Right now alien creatures are eating my brain. Please leave a message at the tone and when they are finished one of the alien creatures will assume my form and get back to you.
-- Peter da Silva (heard occasionally on his answering machine)

"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."
-- Peter De Vries

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.
-- Peter de Vries

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
-- Laurance J. Peter

If you don't know where you are going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
-- Laurence J. Peter