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I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.
-- Orson Welles
The more things change, the more they stay insane.
-- Tom Weller
Moral indignation is jealousy with a halo.
-- H. G. Wells
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
-- Doug Larson
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.
-- Doug Larson
Beware by whom you are called sane.
-- Walter Inglis Anderson
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
-- Jonathan Larson
Dissent is the highest form of patriotism.
-- Thomas Jefferson
Ignoranus, n: A person who is not only ignorant, but an asshole to boot.
It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.
-- Emerson
Fame is proof that people are gullible.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"If pigs could vote, the man with the slop bucket would be elected swineherd everytime, no matter how much slaughtering he did on the side."
-- Orson Scott Card
"Make lots of money", "enjoy the work", "operate within the law": choose 2
-- Brian Anderson
"One person can trigger a million thoughts."
The reward for a job well done is more work.
"Most bad government has grown out of too much government."
-- Thomas Jefferson
Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803-1882)
"Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies."
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"I'd like to meet the person who invented sex and see what they're working on now."
Be the person you needed when you were younger.
"They keep saying the right person will come along. I think mine got hit by a truck."
A genius is just a crazy person with an audience
-- Tim Minchin