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"There is no cause so right that one cannot find a fool following it."
(Niven's Law #16)

What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts -- not the facts themselves.
-- Cohen's Law

Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

"Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it."

Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.

Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."
-- Harry S. Truman

Stenderup's law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

Arthur C. Clarke's Law :
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

Murphy's Law of Research:
Enough research, as well as insufficient research, will tend to support your theory.

Brandolini's law: The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.

Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ needed to accidentally create a technology that could wipe out humanity drops by one point.
(Dyson's corollary to Moore's Law of Mad Science.)

Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.

Women's virtue is man's greatest invention.
-- Cornelia Otis Skinner