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"I don't know what caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in"
-- Dave (News Radio)
"A conservative is someone who admires radicals a century after they're dead."
Good news is just life's way of keeping you off balance.
There is always a big future in computer maintenance.
-- Deteriorata (from the National Lampoon Radio Dinner album)
"I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for."
-- Jasper Carrott
"Why be afraid of these cuddly, soft, adorable things? For a minute, I thought they were communicating with me."
-- Tori Amos (on National Public Radio, regarding the rats in her `God' video)
"The radical of one century is the conservative of the next. The radical invents the views. When he has worn them out the conservative adopts them."
-- Mark Twain
"Television is to news as bumperstickers are to philosophy."
-- Richard M. Nixon
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
-- Gilda Radner
Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.
-- Dorothy Parker (Not So Deep as a Well (1937), "News Item")