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We're the technical experts. We were hired so that management could ignore our recommendations and tell us how to do our jobs.-- Mike Andrews (a.s.r.)
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.-- Andre Gide
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than illumination.-- Andrew Lang
It is better to be hated for what one is than loved for what one is not.-- Andre Gide
Don't ask "why" unless you're not disappointed with answers like "I don't know."-- Andrew Walenstein
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."-- Mario Andretti
So just what are time flies, and why do they like an arrow?
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.-- Mike Adams
Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.-- Andrew Lias
Watching these guys trying to be wireheads is like watching old people fuck-- Mike Belt
Mirth prolongeth life and causeth health.
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
Baby-sitter, n: A teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
A man without God is like a fish without a skateboard.
Those who say they 'sleep like a baby' haven't got one.
"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons for it afterwards."-- Soren F. Petersen
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time. (A coffee cup)
I trusted him like a brother -- which is to say, not at all.
"I wish I could drink like a lady
I can take one or two at the most.
Three and I'm under the table --
Four and I'm under the host!"
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Organized Religion is like Organized Crime; it preys on peoples' weakness, generates huge profits for its operators, and is almost impossible to eradicate.-- Mike Hermann
"Life is like an overlong drama through which we sit being nagged by the vague memories of having read the reviews."-- John Updike
"Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life."-- Michael Sinz
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you aren't getting any.
Language and its absurd conjunctions;
Constellations and crustaceans rhyme.
Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.-- Jules Renord
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
Wouldn't the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish-And-Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before Fish, and between Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after Chips?
People want stories about things they can relate to: life and death, good and evil.
I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.-- Confucius
America is like a melting pot. The people at the bottom get burned, and the scum floats to the top.