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I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.
-- Lester Burnham (American Beauty)
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
-- G. K. Chesterton
"I find imperfection the most interesting thing about a person"
-- Jodi Foster
"It isn't premarital sex if you don't get married."
-- Michael Juster
Most Gracious Queen we thee implore,
To go away and sin no more,
But if that effort be too great,
To go away at any rate.
-- Lord Colchester
Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
-- The Register
"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
-- G. K. Chesterton
"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."
-- G. K. Chesterton
Choconiverous, adj: Biting off the head of the chocolate Easter bunny first.
-- Rich Hall ("Sniglets")
"The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do."
-- Walter Bagehot
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
-- George Burns
"Retirement at sixtyfive is ridiculous. When I was sixtyfive I still had pimples."
-- George Burns
Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so.
-- Lord Chesterfield
Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.