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God help us... We're in the hands of engineers.
(Jurassic park)

Hell's afloat in lovers' tears.
-- Dorothy Parker

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
-- Dorothy Parker

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
-- Dorothy Parker

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
-- Dorothy Parker

His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
-- Dorothy Parker

"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa."
-- Dorothy Parker

It's a mistake to underestimate the human capacity for self-delusion.
-- Robert Park

"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
-- Dorothy Parker

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
-- Dorothy Parker

"Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."
-- Dorothy Parker

They sicken of the calm that know the storm.
-- Dorothy Parker ('Fair Weather,' Sunset Gun, 1928)

"It's a small apartment, I've barely enough room to lay my hat and a few friends."
-- Dorothy Parker

This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker

Men seldom make passes
At girls who wear glasses.

-- Dorothy Parker (Not So Deep as a Well (1937), "News Item")

The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom.
-- Cyril Parkinson

This wasn't just plain terrible, this was fancy terrible. This was terrible with RAISINS in it.
-- Dorothy Parker

If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.
-- Dorothy Parker

"Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people."
(Bumper Sticker)