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"I support comp.lang.awk for a few reasons: [...] It is very satisfying to be able to disagree with Tim Pierce."-- Janet Rosenbaum
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Especially Bob Dylan.-- Jim Rosenberg
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.-- Andy Tanenbaum
When I hear someone say they give '110%' to whatever they're doing, it makes me feel good inside, because I know I'm not as big a moron as that person is.-- Jim Rosenberg
"The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there."-- Edouard Manet
The only rose without thorns is friendship.
The UNIX system has a command, 'nice', which allows a user to voluntarily reduce the priority of his process, in order to be nice to other users. Nobody ever uses it.-- Andy Tanenbaum
"The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs."-- Joseph Weizenbaum