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I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it
I'm sure your pleased too no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew.-- Janet Minor (`Spellbound')
"I support comp.lang.awk for a few reasons: [...] It is very satisfying to be able to disagree with Tim Pierce."-- Janet Rosenbaum
"The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there."-- Edouard Manet
Blow your mind - smoke dynamite.
A genius is just a crazy person with an audience-- Tim Minchin
PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.-- Jon Ribbens
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.-- Dr. Seuss
"I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time, 'cause when you're standing oh so near, I kinda lose my mind."-- The Cars
"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."-- Jane Wagner
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
Most religions do not make men better, only warier.-- Elias Canetti
Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
I don't know much about morality but I know what I shouldn't like.-- Tim Minchin
"I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress."-- Jane Siberry