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Serving drinks on aircraft causes turbulence.
Giving help doesn't mean dashing in and doing what seems like a good idea to you. It means doing what the other person wants. If what the person wants is for you leave them alone, it means doing that.-- John Fisher
If you insist that you know what's right for a person, you are precious close to saying that their feelings aren't real, just because you don't understand them. The next stop after sentimentality is cruelty.-- John Fisher
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.
"If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In." (Song Title)
Headline: Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
A man without God is like a fish without a skateboard.
I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.-- Rob Pike (on X)
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.-- Paul Biron
"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.
Work like you don't need the money
Love like you've never been hurt
Fuck like you're being filmed