8 hits
"Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life's problems."-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.-- Homer Simpson
All right brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-- Homer Simpson
I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was. Now what I'm with isn't it anymore, and what's it seems weird and scary.-- Abraham Simpson
"So you want a realistic, down-to-earth show that's off-the-wall and full of magical robots?" (The Simpsons)
Wreckless Driving -- You'd think that would be a good thing.-- Chris Sampson