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All that glitters has a high refractive index.

"Conviction is a luxury for those on the sidelines."

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids listening to thousands, literally thousands of songs about heartbreak, rejection, pain, misery and loss. Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable? Or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?"
(High Fidelity)

I used to get high on life, but I've built up a tolerance.

It's not how fast you run, or how high you jump. It's how well you bounce.

"Age is a high price to pay for maturity."
-- Tom Stoppard

"A facility for quotation covers the absence of original thought."
-- Dorothy Leigh Sayers

Try to relax and enjoy the crisis.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.
-- Christopher Morley

Mad, adj: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence.
-- Ambrose Bierce ("The Devil's Dictionary")

Q: What do you call a principal female opera singer whose high C is lower than those of other principal female opera singers?
A: A deep C diva.

"If you think about it, somewhere there's a Logrus master with Amelia Earhart, a whole squadron of P-51's, and a mile-high pile of socks and keys."

Stocks have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.
-- Irving Fisher (Professor of Economics, Yale University, 1929.)

Morris dancing is an exercise in fertility.

"It's good to know that if I behave strangely enough, society will take full responsibility for me."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.

"I may not be totally perfect, but parts of me are excellent."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

No, you may not speak freely. This is America. We have a high moral hypocrisy to uphold.
-- Shannon Thomas Pricket

"All I want is a warm bed and a kind word and unlimited power."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

"I don't have any solution, but I certainly admire the problem."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

"If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly."
-- Ashleigh Brilliant