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Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.
-- Henry Peter Brougham

"Life is a zoo in a jungle."
-- Peter De Vries

Caffeine is not a substitute for sheep.
-- Peter da Silva

"The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums."
-- Peter De Vries

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
-- Laurance J. Peter

If you don't know where you are going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.
-- Laurence J. Peter

Confession is good for the soul only in the sense that a tweed coat is good for dandruff.
-- Peter de Vries

Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents' shortcomings.
-- Laurence J. Peter

[Perl] isn't a programming language, it's a thousand special case rules flying in close formation.
-- Peter da Silva

"Life at the top is financially rewarding, spiritually draining, physically exhausting, and short."
-- Peter C. Newman

The loom works perfectly well without the steam powered wig darner and shortbread cutter stapled to the side.
-- Peter da Silva