13 hits
"Forget all those health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure for everything, especially stress. If I have a good night of sex, all my problems are gone by 10 o' clock in the morning."-- Grace Jones
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.-- Thomas Jones
Experience allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.-- Franklin P. Jones
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwile."-- Franklin P. Jones
"Hey, Aeryn's gorgeous--she can change any guy's tune. She can also change 'im from tenor to soprano, but that's beside the point."-- Grace
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.-- Franklin P. Jones
"What makes resisting temptation difficult, for many people, is that they don't want to discourage it completely."-- Franklin P. Jones
Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great machinery.-- Horace Mann
"The world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel."-- Horace Walpole
Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.-- Horace Walpole
If the mind were exercised as much as the mouth, we would be a race of geniuses.
"All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace."-- Truman Capote