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"Forget all those health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure for everything, especially stress. If I have a good night of sex, all my problems are gone by 10 o' clock in the morning."
-- Grace Jones

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones

Experience allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
-- Franklin P. Jones

"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwile."
-- Franklin P. Jones

"Hey, Aeryn's gorgeous--she can change any guy's tune. She can also change 'im from tenor to soprano, but that's beside the point."
-- Grace

Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
-- Franklin P. Jones

"What makes resisting temptation difficult, for many people, is that they don't want to discourage it completely."
-- Franklin P. Jones

Education, then, beyond all other devices of human origin, is the great machinery.
-- Horace Mann

"The world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those who feel."
-- Horace Walpole

Nine-tenths of the people were created so you would want to be with the other tenth.
-- Horace Walpole

"In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence."
-- Laurence Johnston Peter

If the mind were exercised as much as the mouth, we would be a race of geniuses.

"All children are morbid. It is their one saving grace."
-- Truman Capote